A Kanto Story, Chapter 2

Chapter 2: the trouble with spearows

- who's that pokemon from last time: eevee

- last time: our heroes got their starter pokemon, jordan got a bulbasaur, and silver got an eevee

---VOICE-OVER: enjoy the.......(author interrupts)

Author: erm.... sorry, i open the stories around here

---VOICE-OVER: (sarcastically) sorry author

- the VOICE-OVER left

Author: enjoy the story readers

- the author left

Silver: jordan, i have an idea should we enter the upcoming kanto league

Jordan: sure! why not, that's why we're on a journey

Silver: oh yea, oh look route 1 dead ahead

- they run towards route 1

Silver: huh? who's that?

ANON: hello, i'm reading "totodile and riolu's adventures"

Jordan: you're a nerd!

ANON: sorry?

Jordan: never mind

ANON: anyways i've finished this chapter now i'm off to get the next chapter bye

- the ANON left, suddenly a flock of spearows appeared from the nearby trees

Silver: oh crap spearows, (looks down) huh what's that, a soothe bell, eevee get out there

EEVEE: eevee (yay i'm out in the field)

Silver: i've got a gift for you

EEVEE: eeveeee (a soothe bell yay)

- suddenly the spearows started attacking our heroes for no reason, their beaks were sharp and that means they mean business

Silver: we'll have to attack, let's see what moves eevee has, i'll check my pokedex

s' POKEDEX: eevee has tackle, tail whip and shadow ball

Jordan: good idea, go bulbasaur, ok pokedex do your thing

j' POKEDEX: bulbasaur has tackle, growl and energy ball

Jordan: bulbasaur use tackle

- the spearows dodge by flying into the air

Silver: ok eevee shadow ball

- another ANON appeared randomly from the field

ANON 2: but that's a ghost type move, it won't work on normal types

Silver: sorry, but last i checked.... game mechanics don't apply here, at least that's what i think

ANON 2: that's stupid

- the confused anon left, meanwhile the spearows attacked eevee and bulbasaur using their sharp beaks while our heroes weren't looking

S and J: noooooooo

Jordan: silver let's try something else i know, bulbasaur energy ball

Silver: eevee, shadow ball

- and just like that a green ball comes out of bulbasaur's mouth and a purple ball comes out of eevee's mouth the powerful attacks hit the leader spearow which afterwards glows and it evolves into a fearow

Silver: oh crap, jordan RUN!

Jordan: silver, it only evolved what's the worst that can...

Silver: a newly evolved pokemon with more power, we're stuffed

Jordan: the more we argue the faster our pokemon faint, let's return the.........(silver interrupts)

Silver: we'll be branded as cowards if we do that, we keep attacking until there is a winner

Jordan: silver!

- while they are arguing the fearow is about to attack eevee when.................

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who's that pokemon: "the trouble with........................."

Stupid Spearows and that Fearow.

those Spearows just add spiciness to the chapter recipe

basically without trying to sound like Cilan, the Spearow and the newly evolved Fearow are there to spice things up

I know, but as if it was real life, those spearows are jerks.

yea, if it was real life, then there would be an all-out war with humans and Spearows